var quotetext=new Array()

quotetext[0]='\"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is being talked about by Mr Damian.\" (Oscar Wilde)'
quotetext[1]='\"If only this had been around when I was alive.\" (Mother Teresa)'
quotetext[2]='\"Mens sana in corpore sano.\" (Pope John Paul II)'
quotetext[3]='\"The only thing wrong with this site is my absence from it.\" (Jeffrey Archer)'
quotetext[4]='\"I’ve never heard of it.\" (Tony Blair)'
quotetext[5]='\"The funniest thing since sliced bread.\" (The Unsliced Bread Society)'
quotetext[6]='\"Mrdamian, he a crazy fool.\" (Mr T.)'
quotetext[7]='\"The are known unkowns and there are unkown unkowns, then there is MrDamian.\" (Donald Rumsfeld)'
quotetext[8]='\"Que?\" (Manuel)'
quotetext[9]='\"Hell is not being able to read MrDamian every day.\" (Jean-Paul Sartre)'
quotetext[10]='\"Don\'t be girlie men, read Mr Damian.\" (Arnold Schwarzenegger)'
quotetext[11]='\"I did not have sexual relations with that website.\" (Bill Clinton)'
quotetext[12]='\"One is amused.\" (Queen Elizabeth II)'
quotetext[13]='\"Mr Damian is the opiate of the people.\" (Karl Marx)'
quotetext[14]='\"Mr Damian is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you\'re gonna get.\" (Forrest Gump)'
quotetext[15]='\"Frankly, Mr Damian, I don\'t give a damn!\" (Rhett Butler)'
quotetext[16]='\"Goodbye, Mr Damian.\" (Ernst Stavro Blofeld)'
quotetext[17]='\"Elementary, my dear Mr Damian!\" (Sherlock Holmes)'
quotetext[18]='\"Me Tarzan, you Mr Damian\" (Tarzan)'
quotetext[19]='\"Respect MrDamian and MrDamian will respect you.\" (Confucius)'
quotetext[20]='\"The gods too are fond of a joke.\"  (Aristotle)'
quotetext[21]='\"E=MrDamian squared\" (Albert Einstein)' 
quotetext[22]='\"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.\" (Sir Winston Churchill)'
quotetext[23]='\"I\’ve never seen so many subliminables.\" (Dubya)' 
quotetext[24]='\"Don\’t misunderestimate him.\" (President Bush)'
quotetext[25]='\"Never put a sock in a toaster.\" (Eddie Izzard)'  
quotetext[26]='\"If loving Mr Damian is wrong, then I don\'t want to be right.\" (Rod Stewart)'
quotetext[27]='\"Man who read Mr Damian grow very large penis.\" (Old Chinese Proverb)'    

var myquote=Math.floor(Math.random()*(quotetext.length))
document.write(quotetext[myquote])

/* Be very careful modifying this, make sure you have single quotes around the quote text and that the
numbers are incremented. If you need to use a single quote in the text it must be prefix with an escape
character ex.
it\'s a funny old game 
 */